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The drought

Now entering the longest period without sex in since I was a teenager. I find myself questioning the very institution of marriage. I'm still on the program of not talking or asking about sex at all, so as to take it off the table and make things less stressful in the house.

At first, this seemed to be working. This weekend was a complete failure. She was annoyed almost 24/7. I spent most of the weekend trying to keep the kids from feeling the wrath, but I couldn't totally shield them. I assumed that the problem was me, but didn't know. That's how it goes.

In fairness, and I want these thoughts and remembrances to be fair and balanced, my wife is not often like this. But when she is there's absolutely no dealing with it. The trap I fall into is two pronged. One, I try to beat the bad mood by doing "good deeds". Now, these may be things that are rightly my responsibility to do, but I do them ahead of schedule or sort of out of the blue. This never works and didn't work this weekend. In fact, I was installing a new assembly in the shower to better handle the hot and cold shifts. I figured this would make her happy. It didn't. She noted that Home Depot is having a sale next weekend and I could have gotten the $15 piece for 20% off. Ugh.

The second thing I do is assume the problem is me. After being on eggshells all day, I called her out on it. She casually blamed it on her diet and that she's hungry all the time and she is pissy when she's hungry.

I believe she has hypoglycemia from the way she has such mood swings due to food, but per usual, she won't see any kind of doctor. She believes you only see the doctor when you're sick. Also, she is never sick.

I hope the diet is worth it. Or your next husband thinks so. Only 1/2 kidding.

 

I'm a dummy from dumbville

Please remind me, the next time I think I have anything figure out, that I'm a stupid, stupid man? Thanks in advance for your support.

You heard it here first.

It's only a matter of time before we get the first "spoiler" murder. Everybody has a TiVo and some fool is going to spoil the wrong show for the wrong person and they're going to snap.

Valentine's Day Recap

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Snark, posted March 21st, 2013, 2 comments
The drought, posted March 4th, 2013, 2 comments
I'm a dummy from dumbville, posted February 22nd, 2013
You heard it here first., posted February 18th, 2013, 1 comment
Valentine's Day Recap, posted February 15th, 2013, 4 comments

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